King+Of+The+Hill+(Game)

= K ing O f T he H ill=

(Alpha)
Current Game Status: [Discussion-based]
 * Submissions entered while the game is offline will be considered once it is online again.
 * Discussion-based means that the game will take place in the Game Log discussion only. Information on the page will be **rendered null**.

King Of The Hill, or KOTH, can be played in many forms such as via first-person shooters or physically in real life. However, let's opt for the classic forum game version! Simply, there is an imaginary hill. The other players create text-based commands in a thread/discussion and the game host lets the game react accordingly. Actions/moves will be determined "official" by the game host and will create a linear sequence of events which ultimately are canon and affect any further interactions.

The ultimate goal of the game is to hold the spot at the top of the imaginary hill as long as possible.

Moderator:

 * user:Luke_Online
 * The game host can edit/update the page as the game proceeds.

Rules:
All actions/moves are to be posted [|here].
 * **Only the moderator may create rules.**
 * **[Luke]** is the current game host.
 * The game is running as long as the game host is online.
 * No //killing// other people, or anyone for that matter. Be creative!
 * *Your move and involved materials must be //**your own** and **original**.//
 * You may kill superfluous characters //if necessary//.
 * No Refrain from using superfluous characters. It's just you and whatever equipment your mind can conjure within the game's rules. Extraneous characters are not to be over-used or used as severely game-altering devices.
 * No overpowered weapons/actions. (e.g. "I rain nuclear bombs from the sky.")
 * No actions without proper explanation. (Improper: "I take the top of the hill." Proper: "I smack you off the top of the hill with a dusty broom, and take the hill.")
 * You may counter moves to negate their effects, or to create an action within itself. (e.g. "I grab the broom's handle and throw you off the hill.")
 * No actions claiming mental delusions or dreams to nullify actions of another player.
 * BE CREATIVE! This game dies quick without it.
 * Being original is encouraged but not mandatory.
 * It is against the rules to be lame and unimaginative.
 * Join the game before playing. (see below)
 * Your move must make sense.
 * Nothing "PG-13+" (e.g. No dismemberment, impaling, etc.)
 * The classic switch-around is acceptable as long as it's plausible.
 * Already existing actions will not be affected by rules created after the action.
 * Refrain from using moves which inhibit movement of other players within the fictional game space. The point of the game is to capture the hill, not to incapacitate your opponents.
 * Failure to comply with the rules may result in penalties in the game, or even expulsion.
 * Please refrain from excessive passage of time.

Players (so far):
Apply to play [|here]!
 * user:Luke_Online
 * user:Harrison_The_Giant
 * user:alexia_loves_ice_skating
 * user:EmmatheInvader
 * user:naira_bookfreak
 * user:Natalie_Who

Locations:

 * user:Luke_Online - Watching from his tower near the hill
 * user:Harrison_The_Giant - KOTH
 * user:EmmatheInvader -
 * user:alexia_loves_ice_skating - Recovering from amnesia

=Current KOTH:=
 * user:Harrison_The_Giant


 * __Official__ Moves that affect the game**
 * Game Log Alpha **
 * 1) user:Luke_Online has reset the game. He resides in his tower at the base of the hill, which is in no way //part// of the hill.
 * 2) Alexia has taken the hill. "Since there is no activity, Alexia takes the hill with no casualties."
 * 3) Harrison has taken the hill. "Harrison, confused about what happened before but quickly firgets it, walks up the hill. He shoves Alexia from behind and she rolls down the hill, occasionally screaming, "Oh, muh face!" Harrison imaturely sticks out his tongue, sits down, and takes the hill."
 * 4) Alexia has taken the hill. " Alexia runs back to the top of the hill with a shovel, sneaks up behind Harrison and bangs him in the head with it, drags Harrison off the hill while he's passed out, and buries him alive with NO SUPPLIES WHATSOEVER thirty feet under the ground. Alexia takes the hill."
 * 5) Harrison has taken the hill. "It takes five days, but Harrison finally manages to dig himself out of the hole using his fingers and fingernails. (duh.) He is pissed since Alexia wasted his time burying him, when that would do nothing since he is immortal. He goes home, fills his pillow case with rocks and hikes back up the hill. Immediately, he slams the rock-pillow case into Alexia's head and severly knocks her out. He takes her to an experimentation clinic on time-travel and sets her up at a volunteer. The scientists try and send her to Shakespeare's time with four other people, but they all go astray, all separated from each other in seperate time zones and dimensions. As for Alexia, she lands in a totally different dimession a thousand years in the past. There is just no way for her to get back. Harrison, satisfied, goes back to the hill and claims it for himself."
 * 6) Alexia has taken the hill. "I grab a hunk of metal and hammer it with a rock till it's straight and long. I hop on the back of some extinct animal and scream "MUSH!" I make it go eighty miles per hour - oh and a lighting storm is going on right now - lift up my stick of metal and when the lighting hits my metal stick I'm transported back to the present. I hit Harrison in the back of the head, he passes out, and then I use my metal stick to whack him into the ocean, AND HE'S STILL ALIVE AND CAPABLE OF PLAYING, and I take the hill"
 * 7) Harrison has taken the hill. "Harrison is picked up by a passing by cruise ship. He parties like a drunken rock star and when he's back in the US, he makes his way to the hill. He goes total cartoon-style and takes a piano and smashes Alexia with it. She is sent into a terrible coma that lasts for three whole years as Harrison is King of the Hill. At first, when Alexia wakes up, she has no recollection of her memory. But it's just a matter of time, and Harrison knows he's in deep doo-doo."


 * Game Log Beta **
 * 1) user:Luke_Online has taken the top of the hill by default. 1329544258
 * 2) user:Harrison_The_Giant has taken the hill by running Luke off it using a yellow Hummer. He has taken the top of the hill and parked his hummer.
 * 3) user:Luke_Online retakes the hill after Harrison is catapulted off the top via trap plate, and takes cover behind the hummer.
 * 4) Stuff happens between Alexia and Emma. user:alexia_loves_ice_skating takes the hill. 1329585067
 * 5) Luke retakes the hill, and Alexia is trapped in a cell at the bottom of a pit beneath the hill. 1329585263
 * 6) user:EmmatheInvader takes the hill by slamming the door in Luke's face.
 * 7) user:Harrison_The_Giant retakes hill, using Canadian army and sending players far, far away. Harrison in castle with moat surrounded by Canadian army.
 * 8) user:EmmatheInvader retakes the hill using a cannibal army. Harrison has been gobbled up.
 * 9) user:Harrison_The_Giant has retaken the hill using a poison Fat Albert, and sent Emma to Mars, via Old Faithful
 * 10) user:EmmatheInvader has retaken the hill by giving Harrison to the Martians as a zoo specimen in return for a spaceship.
 * 11) user:Harrison_The_Giant makes it back to earth where he takes Emma and puts her in a mine which then collapses. He retakes hill yet again.
 * 12) user:EmmatheInvader once again retakes the hill, this time by tunneling and taking Harrison by surprise and throwing him in the tone-deaf dungeon and puts a clone of herself in plain sight while she hides.
 * 13) user:Harrison_The_Giant retakes the hill using Bieber and Black and a deal wth the government. Sends Emma to planet Gleep-Glorpia
 * 14) user:EmmatheInvader was never defeated for she was in the castle to whole time. Harrison took her family which she promptly ordered returned and had Mr. Pyros put into a mental asylum.
 * 15) user:Harrison_The_Giant excapes from mental asylum, blows Emma and castle up, preserves Emma in frozen chambers, gets castle rebuilt and retakes the hill.
 * 16) user:EmmatheInvader retakes the hill after regenerating over a period of ten years. Only two Emma's survive the battle, but they successfully get rid of Harrison and change the castle's lock.
 * 17) user:Harrison_The_Giant retakes castle with Juliana's help. Kills one Emma and sends the other to the bottom of the ocean.
 * 18) user:EmmatheInvader retakes the hill using her water nymph powers to get sea creatures to carry her inside the glass cube to the hill. Harrison is crushed as is his castle and he his placed in the city dump.
 * 19) user:Harrison_The_Giant heals after six months and takes Emma and buries her in the cube in the Sahara Desert. Chills with Juliana in castle on the hill.
 * 20) user:EmmatheInvader becomes enlightened and retakes the hill using a mystical sandstorm.
 * 21) user:Harrison_the_Giant makes it back from Oz and sends Emma there herself
 * 22) user:EmmatheInvader defeats Juliana with water and comes back and sicks her dog on Harrison who runs to Mexico. SHe has now retaken the hill yet again.
 * 23) user:Harrison_The_Giant puts Emma on a rocket to planet of Gleep-Glorpia. She is stranded. Harrison retakes the hill.
 * 24) user:EmmatheInvader is saved by her smart dog and retakes the hill.
 * 25) user:Harrison_The_Giant threatens to blow up Fergus if Emma doesn't leave. She does and Harrison retakes the hill!
 * 26) user:EmmatheInvader tells on Harrison to his mother who then grounds him. Emma and Fergus retake the hill.
 * 27) user:Harrison_The_Giant escapes and gets people to capture Emma and Fergus since they are "witches." Harrison retakes the hill.
 * 28) user:EmmatheInvader uses magic to save her dog and send Harrison to Azkaban. She retakes the hill.
 * 29) user:Harrison_The_Giant retakes the hill after Emma is arrested and taken to Azkaban.
 * 30) user:EmmatheInvader is released and takes the hill by hitting Harrison with a frying pan.
 * 31) user:Harrison_The_Giant retakes hill by making Emma freak out with Choir stuff.
 * 32) user:EmmatheInvader retakes the hill by unleashing the wrath of choir children on him.
 * 33) user:Harrison_The_Giant takes back the hill using the terrible singing of Drama.
 * 34) user:EmmatheInvader attacks Harrison and they fight. The hill is left untaken.
 * 35) user:alexia_loves_ice_skating and user:Harrison_The_Giant take the hill with a shark army.
 * 36) user:EmmatheInvader has gone completely bonkers and drives the kids off her lawn.
 * 37) Much stuff happens between user:EmmatheInvader user:Harrison_the_Giant and user:alexia_loves_ice_skating and Crazy Old Lady Shannon (Emma) retakes the hill while riding Sasquatch.
 * 38) Much stuff happened. user:EmmatheInvader retook the hill by using a mockingjay, tunneling, and kicking Luke in the seat of his pants.
 * 39) user:Harrison_The_Giant takes the hill and it was actually //legal.// He does this by mining for copper and evicts Old Lady Shannon.
 * 40) user:EmmatheInvader gets her five lawyers involved and retakes the hill.
 * 41) user:Harrison_The_Giant counters Emma's move and Harrison keeps the hill.
 * 42) user:alexia_loves_ice_skating takes the hill using the help of Katniss Everdeen.
 * 43) user:EmmatheInvader takes the hill by dressing like Katniss and confusing Alexia.
 * 44) user:alexia_loves_ice_skating and Katniss take the hill by shooting Emma in the back with an arrow and locking her up in a cell forty feet below the ground with Harrison.
 * 45) user:EmmatheInvader escapes and creates a hostage situation. Emma has retaken the hill.
 * 46) user:alexia_loves_ice_skating, with the help of Katniss and Prim. trap Emma under a butterfly net on the hill. Alexia, Primrose, and Katniss have overtaken the hill.
 * 47) user:EmmatheInvader throws a rock at Katniss, killing her, then unscrews the net with her teeth and throws it at Alexia. Emma has retaken the hill!
 * 48) user:alexia_loves_ice_skating uses Primrose to concoct a resurrecting elixir and bring Katniss back to life. Katniss stabs Emma in the back with her own knitting needles and Emma is sent to the nearest hospital. Alexia, Katniss, and Primrose have retaken the hill.
 * 49) user:EmmatheInvader eliminates ice skating which leads Alexia to murder her helpers and go into a hole. The hill bursts into flames. Emma has retaken the hill!
 * 50) user:alexia_loves_ice_skating BRINGS BACK ICE SKATING AND SEND EMMA TO THE OTHER HEMISPHERE. SHE RETAKES THE HILL AND PRACTICES HER DOUBLE AXELS.
 * 51) user:EmmatheInvader destroys ice skating again and gets into a brawl with user:alexia_loves_ice_skating and they fight. No one takes the hill.
 * 52) user:alexia_loves_ice_skating send Emma to an asylum and retakes the hill.
 * 53) user:EmmatheInvader sends Alexia back in time and retakes the hill.
 * 54) user:alexia_loves_ice_skating sends Emma into a brawl with Marty McFly and takes over the hill.
 * 55) user:EmmatheInvader makes a deal with Marty McFly and retakes the hill.
 * 56) user:alexia_loves_ice_skating makes a deal with //Doc// and retakes the hill.
 * 57) user:EmmatheInvader becomes one with lava and burns everything really. She retakes the hill.
 * 58) user:alexia_loves_ice_skating gets help from random Egyptian doctor and retakes the hill.