Horrible+Halloween

Horrible Halloween Dance

I played tug of war with my covers as I struggled out of bed when I needed the exact opposite: to rest my aching head. Mother said, "Come down son!" with the breakfast she prepared. I slowly got dressed and exited the room strangely, without flair.

I slumped down the stairs and consumed the breakfast of a king. It was sliced golden kiwis, bread, and milk; it had almost everything! Then I climbed the stairs, brushed my teeth, and it was straight to school, or it would have been if it was not a holiday that I found most cruel.

My mother rushed up with an ill-fitting costume to my dismay. She seemed mad with joy when she shouted, "It's Halloween today!" She then daintily draped me with a "Hog-u-warts" Ravenclaw gown. When I started to complain next to the car, she spat, "SHUT UP SIT DOWN!"

While riding in the car, I noticed that there, in the tree, was a kite. When we reached that certain fork in the road I cried to Mother, "Go left, not right!" On this Monday morning, I entered the school with much disgrace. Oh forget it, skip the details! Let's cut to the chase!

The Halloween Dance was, to me, remotely a success. The students there danced constantly, albeit in a mess. I had to work most of the time, being in ASB and all. An angry man in black chased me and I took a wicked fall.

Throughout the dance, people asked, "What are you for Halloween?" I gave them a look of disbelief and explained my Harry Potter theme. I got no response and concluded that these students never read, so I walked to a large fan, crouched, and sneered: "I'm Batman." is what I said.

At the end of the day, I had to transport items to the student store. It was nice to have a long break from a day of blood and gore. I thought that Frankenstein would eventually choke me in my sleep. After I finished, I sprinted out because frankly, it gave me the creeps.

While running down the hall I suddenly realized that I forgot the keys. I told Ms. Cola who was so cold, she almost made me freeze. My head felt as if it had been in a trap built especially for mice, but the problem was solved immediately by a janitor who was very nice.

On that dreadful day I saw many costumes. Yes, it was true. There were superheroes, penguins, and a Pokemon trainer just to name a few. There were oh so many reasons not to hate that holiday to glean from that "horrible" day that we call Halloween.

Happy Halloween Bubbula.......