What+did+you+expect?

I am not pleasant. I am not un-resistable. I am not what you expect. Neither am I what you do expect.

I am not pretty. I am not ugly. I am not in the middle. I am just not what you expect.

I am not stupid. I am not smart. Neither am I nothing.

I am not your table. I am not your chair. I am not the person sitting at the table.

I am not a pet. I am not a master. I am just not what you expected.

I am not your bridge to a girl. I may BE the girl. I may be not. I may be neither.

I am not you. Neither am I your mom. I am not my mom. I am ME, but you didn't expect that. Did you? I didn't.