quotes+i+like


 * __ **I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush** __
 * __ **"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush** __
 * ** Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. **
 * ** Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die. **
 * ** A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. **
 * ** If Barbie is so popular, the why do you have to buy her friends. **
 * ** How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost. **
 * ** Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway **
 * ** The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain **
 * ** The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. **
 * **Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.**
 * ** He who laughs last didn’t get it. **
 * ** Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. **
 * ** Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain **
 * ** The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. **
 * ** There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? **
 * ** Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? **
 * ** You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark ? **