Quotes+Page!

WELCOME TO THE QUOTES PAGE! YOU CAN POST ANY QUOTE! As long as you want! You may use HUGE font! Don't hesitate! Type! You may type quotes you made up, or famous ones! ANYTHING! (School appropriate-of course-) New quotes at the bottom please!!- K.Q.

"We live in a society of smart phones and stupid people." - Unknown

“I was blessed with the inability to grow up and adapt to this society.” —Craig Junjulas

“When you don’t have many friends and you don’t have a social life you’re kind of left looking at things, not doing things. There’s a weird freedom in not having people treat you like you’re part of society or where you have to fulfill social relationships.” - Tim Burton

"Let's make bigger mistakes tomorrow!" -Naira

"Live your life today, not tomorrow" -K.Q.

"Practice means perfect, but no one is perfect, so why practice?" -Mariella Espejo

"Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead." --Benjamin Franklin

"Everyone suddenly seems to become my friend when I pull out a pack of gum." --William Dougal

"When I make mistakes, everyone remembers. When I don't, no one remembers." -Annonymous

"NO RICE, NO LIFE!" -K.Q. (From the anime/manga: K-On!!)

"Parents teach you how to talk when you're young, but once you learn, they tell you to shut up!" -Annonymous (From the book "Dennis the Menace")

"Each adveristy brings with it a seed of equal and greater benefit." - THE ALMIGHTY FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!! ~A Lol :D ~K.Q.

" Don't worry! The test is easy! Except for the hard parts..." :D -K.Q.

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. ~ Ayn Rand (My many favorite quotes can be found here. ~Lauren)

--Spencer Carr
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--Emma Shannon
"Get legal services! Ask for penguins!" -Random business card found on the ground by K.Q.

"I will come back in the tomorrow of today!" -K.Q.

"Sometimes, the pendulum swings both ways..." -Readers Digest

"Look at them! Smiling like Cheshire cheeses all around!" -Readers Digest

"Why is it that when a sign says "do not touch", I get even more tempted to touch it?!" -Mariella Espejo

"If today was tomorrow and tomorrow was yesterday then, what's next week?" -K.Q.

"I was so bored I almost read a book." --character from //The Lords of Discipline//

C1: "You didn't die." C2: "No." C1: "Congratulations." --Fellow Wrimo on "Adopt a Sarcastic/Witty/Humorous Phrase" Forum

"They say that sarcasm is for shallow minded people." "Then you, my friend, have a mind as deep as a kiddy pool." --Fellow Wrimo on "Adopt a Sarcastic/Witty/Humorous Phrase" Forum

"I am the author of my life. Unfortunately, I'm writing in pen, and I cannot erase my mistakes." -Unknown [N.S.]

School planner: "The dead sea can not support any life" Me: ".....NO DUH! -_-;" -Unknown

"Pinochio said that his nose would grow, but it didn't. Was he lying or telling the truth?" -A bunch of 7th grade boys

"MINDS ARE LIKE PARACHUTES; THEY ONLY FUNCTION WHEN THEY'RE OPEN" -Naira

"When I arrive, everybody leaves..." -Unknown

The American man will cross the oceans to fight in a war, but will not cross the street to vote -Mark Twain Posted by William Dougall

"When people say that it's 'opposite day', they meant that it isn't because it is..." - K.Q.

"He who walks, limps." - Unknown

"I love haters..." -_- - Unknown

"I **hate** haters!" -_- - Unknown

"Time waits for no one..." - From the movie "The Girl Who Leapt Through Time"

"Before reaching America, Christopher Columbus encountered some aliens." - History Channel 0_0?!

"Christopher Colombus' men got sick and were abducted by aliens." - History Channel 0_0??!!

**"Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus; the tighter you hold on, the more it hurts." ** **<span style="background-color: #f6c1d0; color: #ff004e; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif;">- random person on unfriendable who is now my hero <3 ** **<span style="background-color: #f6c1d0; color: #ff004e; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif;">(In honor of said post, I will say the reply from Unfriendable: ** **<span style="background-color: #f6c1d0; color: #ff004e; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif;">"I hugged a cactus once..." ~EM) **

"Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing." -Benjamin Franklin

Be slow in choosing to kill a friend but very fast in ending his life. -Anthony Catello the Destroyer of Sanity

**-Anthony Catello the Destroyer of Sanity, with help from ninja hand book**
I never said your not good at what you do. It's just that what you do is not worth doing -Sheldon from Big Bang Therory

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #181818; display: block; font-family: georgia,serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: left;">“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!” <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #181818; display: block; font-family: georgia,serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: left;">― [|Dr. Seuss] <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #181818; display: block; font-family: georgia,serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: left;">“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” <span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #181818; display: block; font-family: georgia,serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: left;">― [|Dr. Seuss]\